actualcrutchie:

glasses are so stupid. u wanted to lie on ur side??? fuck off. u wanted a hot drink???? u can’t see shit now bc ur glasses are fogged up. go out in the rain???? tough luck shithead. 

(via safest-heaven)

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catsbeaversandducks:

Her name is Chloe Luella and she thinks everything is the worst thing.

Photos/captions by ©Chloe Luella

(via joshpeck)

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edwardspoonhands:

OK, final Oculus Horror video (for a while at least). I’ll be sticking with the Oculus for a few more days though…it’s gonna be weird. 

This video contains my peak heart-rate spike so far…149 bpm. It also contains the sentence “Everything’s SOOO funny when you’re a big scary clown and no one else is.” and “Let’s play hot dogs.”

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dontpanic-therecklessandthebrave:


Grease, 1978

Can I just get a hell yeah for the fact that Grease literally took the femininity associated with the colour pink and destroyed it with Rizzo. Is Riz a Pink Lady, with the silk jacket and everything? Yes. Does she wear lipstick like a fierce bitch? Yes. Does she have that “I don’t give a fuck” attitude that strikes fear into the hearts of men as they know they wouldn’t be able to handle how badass she is? Hell yes. Does she still get emotional and show that it’s okay to feel upset at things in life? You betcha!
Riz wears pink and heels and is 100% not afraid to whoop your ass in a bitch match. Girly girl my ass. She’s tougher than the T-Birds and she is damn proud.

dontpanic-therecklessandthebrave:

Grease, 1978

Can I just get a hell yeah for the fact that Grease literally took the femininity associated with the colour pink and destroyed it with Rizzo. Is Riz a Pink Lady, with the silk jacket and everything? Yes. Does she wear lipstick like a fierce bitch? Yes. Does she have that “I don’t give a fuck” attitude that strikes fear into the hearts of men as they know they wouldn’t be able to handle how badass she is? Hell yes. Does she still get emotional and show that it’s okay to feel upset at things in life? You betcha!

Riz wears pink and heels and is 100% not afraid to whoop your ass in a bitch match. Girly girl my ass. She’s tougher than the T-Birds and she is damn proud.

(Source: missmarlenedietrich, via safest-heaven)

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eggsquad:

Literally my math teacher abandoned today’s lesson because some kid brought his kitten to school i don’t even know

(via safest-heaven)

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bunkasai:

panthvr:

alicaneiceindigo:

stadography:

rosedelsol:

nevertakesamsfashionadvice:

therothwoman:

that is frickin animated rain what the hell

this is miyazaki rain, which means that every frame was hand-drawn

This is art,

I needed this.

god damn it miyusaki….

omg

reblogging again to correct that this isnt miyazaki it’s makoto shinkai’s work this has been a psa 

bunkasai:

panthvr:

alicaneiceindigo:

stadography:

rosedelsol:

nevertakesamsfashionadvice:

therothwoman:

that is frickin animated rain what the hell

this is miyazaki rain, which means that every frame was hand-drawn

This is art,

I needed this.

god damn it miyusaki….

omg

reblogging again to correct that this isnt miyazaki it’s makoto shinkai’s work this has been a psa 

(via eternal-wander)

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catherineandlanalover:

allonsyforever:

artsmermaid:

ITS A POST!!!!!! WHY HAVENT I SEEN THIS IN POST FORM BEFORE!!!!

David Tennant keeping a straight face in this scene is the best acting that has ever happened in history and no one can convince me otherwise

THIS IS THE BESTTTT BLOODYYYY SKETCH IN THE HISTORYYY OF COMIC TELEVISIONNN!!!!

(Source: fadingfaye, via safest-heaven)

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I'm in my father's class at my high school. He said this today:
Him:As some of you may not know, I'm a feminist.
class:*laughs*
Him:No, really, I am.
Class:*laughs again*
Him:Why is that funny?
Asshole:Because you're a man, and you shouldn't think that way.
Him:Well why not?
Asshole:I dunno that's just the way that is.
Him:I'm a feminist because of my wife. She and I have the EXACT same job. Yet, I make more than her.
Class:*laughs*
Him:Why is that funny? Shouldn't women be paid equally as men?
Same Asshole:No, they're supposed to be in the kitchen.
Him:*slams fist on asshole's desk* Why?
Asshole:Because that's how it is.
Him:Why?
Asshole:That's their job.
Him:Why?
Asshole:*can't come up with another answer*
Him:I'm a feminist because my wife has the exact same job, gets less pay, and with that, I can barely support my three children. If she got paid as much as me, life would be a bit easier for all of us.
*note, my mother is a teacher like my father*
Him:Women gave birth to us, and now, here in the state of Michigan, they can't even have their own rights? It's 2014 people! Grow up or get out of my class.
Class:*silence*
Him:Now.. Louis XVI
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awwww-cute:

This dog will sit like this for hours

awwww-cute:

This dog will sit like this for hours

(via death-by-lulz)

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itriedthatonceitwasabadmove:

basileus-omniworks:

misha-bawlins:

This drink I like it. Another!

I love how quickly he readjusts to the culture so foreign to him. Like, he does not even protest or try to explain this is how it’s done in Asgard so it’s how it SHOULD be done because he’s a mighty god and stuff. He’s just like “but I… oh I see smashing mugs is not a custom here. I’m sorry I won’t do it again :( “

A lot of people could learn from this.

^ How to be a traveler and not a tourist

(Source: maxmff, via safest-heaven)

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